I repeat HE WILL BE OUT FOR 6 WEEKS.
Fuck sake, guess who has David Luiz in his fantasy team??
In a completely selfless act, I have drafted in Lukaku and made him triple captain for the game against us this weekend, pretty much guaranteeing he will (in this order);
1/ Score an own goal.
2/ Get yellow carded.
3/ Miss a penalty.
4/ Miss another penalty.
5/ Get a straight red.
6/ All in less than 60 minutes.
Thus scoring me a record low -27pts for a single player outing. All for the good of SFC.
After his latest injury when getting extra training with a personal trainer
Gosh, I’m being nice to you guys today
Not nice enough to tell everyone that Aguero has fractured his ribs.
@btripz has always been tight with his money.
He’s playing Benteke up front but has £53.7m in the bank.
Some of us(me) need a little bit more help than others @btripz
I still haven’t read the rules so have no idea how players score points, but Aguero and De Bruyne have got nearly all of mine.
Anyone still left in the cup? I’ve never been past the first round let alone the second, I’m starting to believe it’s my year.
Cup? What cup?
Ah, I see, I got knocked out this week…I blame it on the Chinese owners!!
How on earth did Chelsea score 5 but Morata gets just 2 points. What a twat.
I feel your pain my fat friend.
Aguero captain. Yes please!
Having a midfield containing KDB and Sterling hasn’t fared too badly either.
I’m doing better this week than I normally do and I’ve only got 5 players in my team, doesn’t really say much for my selections throughout the rest of the season
I dropped Salah as captain. .
Sums up my season.
Hahahahahahaha. Who did you pick? Crouch?