As we all know Tatts are soooo last year now darlings. I was wondering if any of you have given thought to the next big trend.
I was watching ordinary mums and dads with their kids in the pub this lunchtime and they all had Tatts. Christ I was embarrassed for them, you know the stuff…artistic swirty scrawl close-up/dirty smudge from a distance.
Anyway it must be a worry for Tattooists everywhere…very soon they’ll be going to the wall if they don’t come up with something new.
That’s when I came up with a brain-wave…Cosmetic Amputations. Close on the heels (or heel in this case) of the Para-Olympics it’s the obvious next big thing.
A lot of you know what it’s like…get to 40 and your athletics/cycling/basketball prowess is no longer competitive. With a little judicious amputation you can kick-start your career again and choose your sport carefully, become a champ.
Not too much of a step for a Tattoo Parlour, hygene is already important and there’s also the offshoot, the sale of high-tech prosthetics.
‘‘That’s when I came up with a brain-wave…Cosmetic Amputations. Close on the heels (or heel in this case) of the Para-Olympics it’s the obvious next big thing.’’
I’ve just seached Amazon for “running blades” “Halal limbs” and “cock cameras” and surprisingly found nothing…OK it’s a niche market but it’s ripe for exploitation.
Ah but having a little dabble is one thing but there’s still plenty of scope for making it readily available on every high street in the country … not to mention airports, train stations, motorway services … the opportunities are limitless. It could be a total fuckin’ cash cow and for minimal outlay.
This time next year ‘lifeintheparklane’, you’ll be a millionaire !!
Yeah I think putting together a well structured franchise package will see mrs. slowlane and myself on easy street this time next year. The packages won’t just be for Tattoo Parlours but Butchers too…this could go Global.
I think you’ll all agree…it’s exciting to be in at the ground level of something MEGA.
