I wonder if we’re just jacking it more. I blame women, of course, they’ve clearly got better looking, and I’m never more than 3 seconds away from easy access to Sexual Content. It’s only natural I can’t keep my hand from my shaft for more than 20 mins, and the more I jack it, the smaller my sample size gets, if you know what I mean. Stands to reason.
I have a theory bout that right. What if it turned out that drinking jizz prevents male patern baldness. It would explain the Mystery!
I wonder what would happen tho. I wonder if drinking ur own jizz would become socially acceptable. Or, to look another way, maybe having a full head of hair would become socially unnacceptable. You know, kids in street would be pointing on you, laughing and calling you “cum guzzler”
Bear raises some interesting points for us all to consider.
First, wanking may be a factor. One of my favourite “pap originals” is the remark “calling _anyone _a wanker in the age of Internet porn is an exercise in redundancy”, usually uttered after someone has just called me a wanker.
I’ve also read some articles lately about porn destroying relationships, or at least the sexual side of them.
I don’t know whether anyone remembers “The Numbskulls” from the Beezer, back in the day, but the premise of the comic strip was little people inside a person working all the controls. I’m not suggesting that the Numbskulls are real; if anything, the human body is far more complex, but I do wonder about the power of the human body to adapt.
There are loads of studies which indicate that when people are born without a sense, their other senses tend to be more acute. The classic example would be blind people with better than average hearing. Following a bout of glandular fever, I found out I was allergic to penicillin. The quack ended up putting me on aspirin, which made me bleed internally. Ended up with some really shitty red blood cell count which made everything tiring for about six months. During that time, my hair started falling out. On a repeat visit to the quack, I was told not to worry about going bald - it was just my body adapting, and deciding that right now, supply of oxygen was more important than sorting the follicles out.
Given all that, I wonder, is the body simply adapting?
e.g.
“This bloke is clearly a fucking wanker. What’s the point? Just serve him up with the gruel”
Don’t know about that, but remember reading an article which correlated women that were exposed to sperm through sexual contact with lower rates of depression. Interestingly, the study it was based on said the effect was even more pronounced when taken orally.
I have never been able to convince too many women of the merits of this study
I don’t recall this example, but I’ve seen various depictions elsewhere.
The thing that has always puzzled me about these scenarios is, what are all the little people made of? Is it a Russian Doll-esque scenario where said ‘little people’ have even more little people inside them?