Have some respect @pap , thatās the Holes Bay that is, itās not a lake!!
Did you notice the reduced 50mph speed limit around the bay? That was because twats in their Subaru Imprezzas (are they still a fashion item) decided to leave the road on more than one occasion. Obviously the gently curving roads are too much for an Imprezza doing 100mph!!
We get 2 payments a year. One colleague resigned last week, another today. I donāt think my manager could cope if I did. Though I am applying for another job. Ahhh donāt tell him.
Fresh bread. home cooked ham. yummy cheese. home made pickled onions.
Umm I will have some form of cooked pig today 
Working offshore in a Muslim country its on a par with alcohol and drugs in the things searched for when you fly to the unit
Your wife is an ex professional singer.
And you beat her to win Ā£100 beer voucher at Karaoke night
Ruby Ruby Rubyā¦
I didnāt know whether to put this in the little anoyances of every day life or here, But as it somedays has a happy ending it ended up here.
Whilst out sunbathing at lunchtime listening to music that could be anywhere from 1960ās through 2015,
The sun is shining, feeling nice and relaxed a piece of music comes on which brings back a pleasent memory and an immediate erection rises.
Its annoying because you have to roll over which crushes everything. as having a boner on the bridge wing is not a normally an accepted thing when there are 150 men onboard and no women.
Happy ending will happen after I get back to my single man cabin. 
I think that story belongs in the Too Much Information thread @philippinesaint , donāt you have any Handie men on board??
we have Mechanics, Electricians, Instrument techs but no Handie men
Discovering your notice period is 1 month and not the 2 you thought. Now just to find a new job.
Iām Job Hunting too! Iām feeling the Muster Of The Vultures in my current position! No-oneās said anything yet, but I think theyāre starting to realise that I havenāt done any work for like 3 months. God knows how they found out! Iāve been so careful! Hiding complaints, shirking responsibility, shredding important documents etc.
I actually had an interview on Friday for New Job. It was shameful how convincing I was. āOh yes, Iām a very hard worker! First to arrive in morning, last to leave at night! Never off sick!ā It all sounded so plausible! Thereās something seriously wrong with me. If I put half as much effort into working as I do into pretending Iām working, I would probably be President or something.
They didnāt suspect a thing though. Fkn Mugs! Iām expecting an offer any moment now to join their exciting company & help with their ambitious growth plans. Poor bastards 
So, who is the next big fast food chain?
Iād rather not mention in case they are Monitoring! But youāll be able to figure it out in 6-9 months time when they go Bankrupt rip
Would it be wrong to say that the lack of fried chicken has done that girl a favour?
Just got my Job Offer
Not only did these mugs believe all the lies I told about being Trustworthy Employee + Hard Worker, they even believed the lies I told about how much I earn!
There is one born every minute yo!
Edit: When I start new job do I have to hand in a P60 thing, and will that reveal I lied about my Earning Potential?
