😃 The Little Pleasures of Everyday Life

Have some respect @pap , that’s the Holes Bay that is, it’s not a lake!!

Did you notice the reduced 50mph speed limit around the bay? That was because twats in their Subaru Imprezzas (are they still a fashion item) decided to leave the road on more than one occasion. Obviously the gently curving roads are too much for an Imprezza doing 100mph!!

Why only half @intiniki did you submit a resignation letter?

We get 2 payments a year. One colleague resigned last week, another today. I don’t think my manager could cope if I did. Though I am applying for another job. Ahhh don’t tell him.

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Fresh bread. home cooked ham. yummy cheese. home made pickled onions.

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Umm I will have some form of cooked pig today :lou_lol:

Working offshore in a Muslim country its on a par with alcohol and drugs in the things searched for when you fly to the unit

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Your wife is an ex professional singer.

And you beat her to win £100 beer voucher at Karaoke night

Ruby Ruby Ruby…

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I didn’t know whether to put this in the little anoyances of every day life or here, But as it somedays has a happy ending it ended up here.

Whilst out sunbathing at lunchtime listening to music that could be anywhere from 1960’s through 2015,

The sun is shining, feeling nice and relaxed a piece of music comes on which brings back a pleasent memory and an immediate erection rises.

Its annoying because you have to roll over which crushes everything. as having a boner on the bridge wing is not a normally an accepted thing when there are 150 men onboard and no women.

Happy ending will happen after I get back to my single man cabin. :lou_is_a_flirt:

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I think that story belongs in the Too Much Information thread @philippinesaint , don’t you have any Handie men on board??

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we have Mechanics, Electricians, Instrument techs but no Handie men

Discovering your notice period is 1 month and not the 2 you thought. Now just to find a new job.

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I’m Job Hunting too! I’m feeling the Muster Of The Vultures in my current position! No-one’s said anything yet, but I think they’re starting to realise that I haven’t done any work for like 3 months. God knows how they found out! I’ve been so careful! Hiding complaints, shirking responsibility, shredding important documents etc.

I actually had an interview on Friday for New Job. It was shameful how convincing I was. ā€œOh yes, I’m a very hard worker! First to arrive in morning, last to leave at night! Never off sick!ā€ It all sounded so plausible! There’s something seriously wrong with me. If I put half as much effort into working as I do into pretending I’m working, I would probably be President or something.

They didn’t suspect a thing though. Fkn Mugs! I’m expecting an offer any moment now to join their exciting company & help with their ambitious growth plans. Poor bastards :lou_sad:

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So, who is the next big fast food chain?

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I’d rather not mention in case they are Monitoring! But you’ll be able to figure it out in 6-9 months time when they go Bankrupt rip

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And so it begins…

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Great minds think alike @gavstar , or is that fools seldom differ?

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HA! That explains it all…why KFC have run out of chicken. Well done @bearsy :lou_lol:

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Would it be wrong to say that the lack of fried chicken has done that girl a favour?

Just got my Job Offer :lou_lol:

Not only did these mugs believe all the lies I told about being Trustworthy Employee + Hard Worker, they even believed the lies I told about how much I earn!

There is one born every minute yo!

Edit: When I start new job do I have to hand in a P60 thing, and will that reveal I lied about my Earning Potential?

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