Have some respect @pap , thatās the Holes Bay that is, itās not a lake!!
Did you notice the reduced 50mph speed limit around the bay? That was because twats in their Subaru Imprezzas (are they still a fashion item) decided to leave the road on more than one occasion. Obviously the gently curving roads are too much for an Imprezza doing 100mph!!
We get 2 payments a year. One colleague resigned last week, another today. I donāt think my manager could cope if I did. Though I am applying for another job. Ahhh donāt tell him.
I didnāt know whether to put this in the little anoyances of every day life or here, But as it somedays has a happy ending it ended up here.
Whilst out sunbathing at lunchtime listening to music that could be anywhere from 1960ās through 2015,
The sun is shining, feeling nice and relaxed a piece of music comes on which brings back a pleasent memory and an immediate erection rises.
Its annoying because you have to roll over which crushes everything. as having a boner on the bridge wing is not a normally an accepted thing when there are 150 men onboard and no women.
Happy ending will happen after I get back to my single man cabin.
Iām Job Hunting too! Iām feeling the Muster Of The Vultures in my current position! No-oneās said anything yet, but I think theyāre starting to realise that I havenāt done any work for like 3 months. God knows how they found out! Iāve been so careful! Hiding complaints, shirking responsibility, shredding important documents etc.
I actually had an interview on Friday for New Job. It was shameful how convincing I was. āOh yes, Iām a very hard worker! First to arrive in morning, last to leave at night! Never off sick!ā It all sounded so plausible! Thereās something seriously wrong with me. If I put half as much effort into working as I do into pretending Iām working, I would probably be President or something.
They didnāt suspect a thing though. Fkn Mugs! Iām expecting an offer any moment now to join their exciting company & help with their ambitious growth plans. Poor bastards
Not only did these mugs believe all the lies I told about being Trustworthy Employee + Hard Worker, they even believed the lies I told about how much I earn!
There is one born every minute yo!
Edit: When I start new job do I have to hand in a P60 thing, and will that reveal I lied about my Earning Potential?