Do you remember all the ladies running around with the latest Diana hair cut 
I do indeed. But i think getting your nose re-shaped under anaesthesia just to resemble some vacuous bimbo who has snared an alleged royal is taking twattism to another level.
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Do we know for sure that she is a vacuous bimbo?
Need confirmation for sexy role play.
No need for surgery. Just hit them over the nose with a hair brush.
Strange that there wasnt a rush to surgeons for the wrinkly grey old hag look when Charles married Camilla.
Think itâs a bit harsh to say she is a vacuous bimbo who has snared a royal. Or make comments about Camilla being a hag.
Come on guys you are better than that.
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Word, sheâs marrying into centuries of inbreeding. If the Queen arranges a general knowledge quiz at Christmas, the Markle has nothing to be afraid of srs. Harry prob canât even spell Quiz.
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No weâre not.
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Hmm TBF Diana wasnât really top nobility so probably has some mixed bloodlines, whilst Harryâs dad was certainly not royalty, he was only a Major in the Army after all, royalty start off a Major Generals!!
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Given her political views and tweets about Noam Chomsky books, I donât think sheâs vacuous.
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The âFirmâ will soon knock that out of her.
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Looking forward to the commemorative supplements when the first born comes along.
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These are the times when the BBC, and the overwhelming majority of the MSM remind us just how far their tongues are shoved up the establishment rectum. Nicholas Witchell, even by his high standards, is surely taking obsequiousness to a different level. He must be getting through three pairs of underpants a day. The written press are worse, a barrage of brainwashing nonsense about fairytale weddings, and how the blushing bride to be is related to Shakespeare and distant royals. itâs only been a few days and already they are bigging her up to be a cross between Mother Theresa and Mahatma Ghandi.
What really pisses me off about all this is the contempt they must hold us in. `Letâs face it, Harry has got no more royal bloodline in him than me, or anyone else on this forum. It is the accepted truth, the camera doesnât lie. But it cannot be talked about. Lets face it, the only ones who still believe that Charles is Harryâs natural father are children and the, thankfully dwindling, number of adults who believe that Cinderella is a documentary. The establishment know that we know, but still persist in sprinkling all the fairy dust, all the nonsense about what royal title Ms Markle will have etc etc. They really must have us down as thick. Good luck to them, but why on earth donât they just have a quiet private wedding, for family and friends. But of course, that would mean the great unwashed wouldnât be distracted from the fucking mess this country is in, courtesy of this very same establishment. Bread and Circuses is the correct expression i believe.
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In my new role as fluffer to the rich I teach one the royal family. Thick as two short planks. Even the other thick kids take the piss.
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Cinderella was a documentary?
Noooooooo
Canât believe the fuss being made over a couple of people who will get nowhere near the throne. What is it with this country and the Monarchy? The French got it right. Ollie Cromwell set us on the right path but then we backtracked. If we have to have a monarch, so be it. But get shot of all the minor royals and do away with this Duke and Duchess crap. Itâs 2017 FFS!
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Itâs not about royaltyâŚitâs about celebrity. The general public have followed this celebrity from birth so in some misguided way they associate him as âfamilyâ
I donât understand it eitherâŚor perhaps I do as Iâve just explained it to you all. 
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And all of a sudden he becomes much more interesting because he is getting married?
Pah! Most of the country need to get out more.
Iâm sure they are a normal, well balanced couple with a fuck-ton of money and celebrity status. I mean what could possibly go wrong?
DiscussâŚ
So here it is. The day before the big day.
Luckily, Netflix & Prime arenât showing it, equally because it is Ramadan I refuse to be culturally inappropriate and go sit down a pub at one of the 50 quid admission âstreet partiesâ
How do you plan to avoid it all tomorrow?
Meanwhile
Canât wait for it to be over all the bloody cgi shit and photoshop memes filling my FB stream and ffs the daily failâŚ
Friend is having a royal wedding BBQ.
Now I appreciate that on face value it doesnât seem like I have managed to swerve this, butâŚ
My mates wife is a royal nutjob as is the Ayatollah. On our own with our respective wives we would in all likelihood be compelled to watch this shite. However, now the women have each other to crap on to, we blokes can manufacture a cooking catastrophe which can only be rectified by close attendance of the BBQ and copius amounts of beer / wine.
Genius
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