Sadly I have to share with Mrs SOG, but worry not, another bottle is standing by!
First drink since Fulham. I may have a few more.
Abstinence by choice or of necessity?
Me, I have a nice gin and tonic on the go, and a second in the offing. After that itâll be pinot noir.
Choice. Stupid choice.
To be fair you did sink enough to float a battleship so a few days off doesnât surprise me
In my local, Doombar only, guest ale is offâŚ
Is that a good or bad thing?
Actually, not a bad thing
Good to hear it - didnât want to imply anything else
Cunts
Yay!
Most Topical post of the evening.
Fowllyd - we commend him unto your care
Yep heâs all yours. Tried for years to help him with his drinking, maybe youâll have better luck fowllyd. He needs to just get past that 3rd pint one time but I guess itâs too late now.
The real reason he wears âthoseâ shirts is that it doesnâ t show when heâ s sick down them. Sad really.
Didnât you mean the first 3rd of a pint?
I would like to announce my retirement from professional drinking with immediate effect.
The ONLY benefit is that Iâve woken to find more cleavages on my phone. Well photos of cleavages at least.
Iâd like to say itâd been a great career, pay some kind of tribute, so I wonât.
Hopefully back on the seniors amateur circuit youâll find the kind of happiness you have been looking for. Good luck Bletch.
OK, just undressed to shower and found the phone number of a 50-year-old Nigerian guy called Delli written on my chest in marker pen.
Vaguely remember him doing it. We were in the kebab shop but I have no idea why.
This here ladies and gentlemen highlights the dangers of not being able to drink and having 1/2 pint of guinness and the sniff of a barmaids apron!!
You werenât circle jerking again were you @saintbletch
Im guessing youâd promised to suck his cock. Thats the usual for you once youâve stopped texting âCuntâ to everyone you know.
How many times mate. One day youâll end up with balls bouncing off your chin and vowing to never drink again and thereâll be no one there to save you (this time).
Lol.
I should explain that me posting Cunts started about 20 years ago when long-suffering friend and occasional cunt @rust-cohle woke up to find that Iâd texted him âcuntâ about 40 times during the night.
And that was when we paid for texts.
Youâre worth it, @rust-cohle .
x
OK then. So thatâs an Eastleigh roadside pickup tomorrow, then on to the Rockstone via Woodmill Lane. Best check the ejector seatâs in good working order in that case.