I just cried. Soz. X
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Originally posted by @pap
Specifics. Goatboy is a chilled out dude the vast majority of the time, which complements the over-compensating short bloke he sometimes hangs around with just lovely. The only time Iāve seen him close to angry is when we made the grave mistake of playing PES on the PS4. GB is the Sotonian Iāve spent the most real life time with this year, but thatās largely on account of him coming up to Liverpool, living in the same direction as my mumās house in Southampton and the complete lack of arm twisting required when you ask him if he wants another drink. Louās right. Itās a good match. Top lad.
Yeah alright Pap, no need to go on and on. If you think Iāve not noticed that youāve conveniently ommitted the Lou & Goatboy lovefest from the list just because you canāt handle the competition, then youāre mistaken. You may be small, cuddly with soft flowing locks, and a cutesy walk, and clearly Goatboyās type, but Iāve got bigger tits.
Weāre on!
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Originally posted by @Coxford_lou
Yeah alright Pap, no need to go on and on. If you think Iāve not noticed that youāve conveniently ommitted the Lou & Goatboy lovefest from the list just because you canāt handle the competition, then youāre mistaken. You may be small, cuddly with soft flowing locks, and a cutesy walk, and clearly Goatboyās type, but Iāve got bigger tits.
Weāre on!
Ah, itās not like that. I was merely commenting on the ones I was involved in and still had a remote chance of standing in the way of the Fowllyd & SO5 4BW love juggernaut, and then deftly dodging the Bucks & Coxford_Lou riding hot on its tail.
I really need to take Barry Sanchez up on his offer of forum judo class. I could have tied you up for months with those assumptions.
Yeah yeah yeah, now youāre doing the old modesty/I didnāt mean it/ blushing/can you help me pick this up its a bit too heavy for me GB, card. You think I canāt tell?! I invented this stuff! Any more underhand tactics, and Iāll start playing dirty and get the chaps out.
Back off Pap, heās mine.
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Keep going pap.
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Are you all best friends?
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Originally posted by @Coxford_lou
Yeah yeah yeah, now youāre doing the old modesty/I didnāt mean it/ blushing/can you help me pick this up its a bit too heavy for me GB, card. You think I canāt tell?! I invented this stuff! Any more underhand tactics, and Iāll start playing dirty and get the chaps out.
Back off Pap, heās mine.
Just to help bletch and I manage site load, can you give me a ballpark on the number of love triangles you are planning to create on this thread?
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New one every day, Pap. Iām going after Fatso tomorrow. I can only see humiliation and destruction awaiting me, but thatās what draws me in.
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You can be Dido to Fatsoās Aeneas, Lou.
Nullis ille movetur
Fletibus aut voces ullas tractabilis audit.
We need another vote option: I love all of you. Thats why I am here, period, to share in the love of Papsweb.
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Iāve had to google that and Iām still none the wiser. You canāt go quoting Latin to a lowly girl from Coxford now Fowllyd!
But Iām guessing it means:
He couldnāt move.
The phlem in his throat made a terrible sound.
#Luurvecliquelovintwats
REAL love need s no awards
Bring back Cracked Rib!
Originally posted by @Coxford_lou
Originally posted by @areloa-grandee
#Luurvecliquelovintwats
REAL love need s no awards
Bring back Cracked Rib!
He left usā¦ abondoned us
Yeah, sorry about that. I was setting my sights on a putative āPain in the fucking neck smartarse twat who everybody wants to killā award. But I shouldnāt have done - after all, Balti Stench would win it anyway. Eheu.
Your translation is remarkably close to Virgilās words, in spirit if not in the letter. An alternative, though less poetic and evocative translation is:
He stands immovable by tears,
Nor tenderest words with pity hears.
Say what you like, it just doesnāt have the same ring.
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Originally posted by @Fowllyd
Yeah, sorry about that. I was setting my sights on a putative āPain in the fucking neck smartarse twat who everybody wants to killā award. But I shouldnāt have done - after all, Balti Stench would win it anyway. Eheu.
Your translation is remarkably close to Virgilās words, in spirit if not in the letter. An alternative, though less poetic and evocative translation is:
He stands immovable by tears,
Nor tenderest words with pity hears.Say what you like, it just doesnāt have the same ring.
Ah, thatās beautiful.
My New Years resolution is to read more poetry next year. My Dad bought me a beautiful illustrated copy of The Rubaiyat Of Omar Khayyam for Christmas, which will be my first stop.
Have we had a poetry thread yet, I canāt remember?
Awake! For morning, in the bowl of light, has flung the stone that casts the stars to flight.
And lo, the hunter of the East has caught the Sultanās turret in a noose of flame.
Thatās all I can recall of the Rubayat. I believe thereās a more recent translation which is truer in sense to the original but reads considerably less well. And so thereās another pitch from me for the aforementioned awardā¦
I donāt think weāve had a poetry thread, and I canāt pretend to be an expert in such matters, though I almost got onto the subject of Russian poetry with the mighty Bletch the other day.
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Thatās the one Fowlly! Excellent memory. You definitely get my vote for site intellectual! Bletch spends too much time pissing around with pointless typos to be taken seriously. 
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Lou, you are too kind. If you carry on like that I might start comparing you to a summerās day or sumfink.