I spent his entire hiatus wanting him back, now…
Still, when the pap’s away the **** will play.
Toke, you got any more labrador porn, that PM you sent yesterday was a little tame by you standards*.
Octopuses** would do.
*true story readers
**Flyd Owl will be a long in a mo to point out I should used octopodes, but certainly not octopi.
Originally posted by @Tokyo-Saint
I am impressed Pap, you are prepared to wake up at 6 am from Glastonbury to lay the bait for another argument. You have achieved the impossible, you have grown a reputation for being a stubborn, argumentative, arrogant prick on your own forum. However, after receive a lot of good wishes and advice on PM I have decided to try a new technique.
fk off pap didn’t develop a reputation for being a stubborn, argumentative, arrogant prick on here. That was pre-existing condition.
I have no beef with pap tho srs, I like pap. I am loyalty tokyos tho. It’s difficult. I think what I will do is publicly slam pap, but then privately send him PMs of good wishes + advice.
I assume the Discord you are referring to is the snaggle toothed bad dude from ‘My Little Pony’. Given that you have both obviously fallen out about him maybe we can focus on the positive.
Which is your favourite pony ? - Maybe if we can find some common ground we can bring harmony back to the kingdom of Equestria once more.
I always wondered who on frm, if anyone, was a Brony. Not completely surprised to find it’s Sussex. The warning signs were always there, if you think about it.
I was awake at a quarter to five.
I have to say, Tokes did not get my immediate attention. Had to go for a piss first. Spent some time chuckling at the thread.
Finally, at six, I posted. It wasn’t fair on Tokes to be conducting a two person flame war with an absentee and performing so badly.
I figured that if I posted, it’d look more legitimate for him.
Do Verbal next or CB Fry. They’re not posting here much either. I reckon you could probably win an argument with either of them if they weren’t there.
Don’t forget to keep ratting me out now and again bear, that will win a few pappy points and restore the balance.
I am going to try and keep to my word, ignore Pap’s bait and just politely invite him go and suck a dick each time he tries to troll me.
That’s fair, I am play both sides. I am Not To Be Trusted. You have to wonder tho, if I’ve got some devious endgame in mind, or if I just like Stirring Trouble. I.e. am I Ras Ghul, or am I Joker
Thanks for facebook violation Bear. I tend to go with spookey eyed cat guy now rather than my Rainbow dash cosplay avatar on account of it making me look like I belonged on a register. Anyway its out there now.
Pap - Tokes, listen to the following message from Bear and think about it - its deep and profond and will no doubt result in you hugging this out
Women taste like fish
telling someone to go suck a dick is not ignoring them and it’s also homophobic.
Suck and dick sound similar but they don’t rhyme
I assume to mean homophone?
Go on then… Why is is homophobic? Cause Pap is male?
Ok fair enough. Let’s go PC. I will just tell him to eat an arse. This is gender equal.
Now go suck a dick fatso *
* I don’t know if you are male or female. If you are male please feel free to eat an arse.
that’s better but it is still slightly worrying that you use sexual acts as an insult or threat. Behaviour of a potential sex offender in my opinion.
Do we need a poll for acceptable PC insults?
Come and sit on my knee while we think some up Fatso. Actually on 2nd thoughts, come and sit next to me.
hmm the approved list of non-offensive insults. That’s a thinker.
where are you?
I’m in Galstonbury watching a dwarf eat an arse. It was that or Coldplay, easy choice.
Depends on whose dick he is being told to suck. If Tokes is telling Pap to suck his (tokes) dick, I would suggest it is anything but homophobic