Author EL James has announced that she has written a new version of her erotic bestseller Fifty Shades of Grey.
The new book, titled Grey, tells the story through the eyes of sadistic billionaire Christian Grey.
James said that since the publication of the original novel in 2011 “thousands of readers” had written to her requesting to hear Christian’s point of view.
It’s publish on June 18th, so you need to have a daily, chapter-by-chapter review here starting June 20th (I’ll give you a day off to allow you to, eherm, spill any tension you might feel).
Seems bit mental. Did You Enjoy 50 Shades Of Grey? Would you like to read the exact same storyagain, except this time, the author will be even less insightful?
I would prob be ok with writing some erotic fiction tho, if it would draw in Punters. I would prob set it in football in some way, i.e. the Karren Brady story or something tasteful like that. Or maybe bout a wannabe wag, and rumour gets out that she has Magic Vagina, and anyone who bangs her will score hat-trick next game. So then the big clubs start bidding war for her services, or something like that.
What you need to do is slip in the odd hot and horny guy at the beginning, so that Lou turns the dial on her censor knob to zero, then go full bore on the hot and horny gals whilst she’s distracted.
What you need to do is slip inside the odd hot and horny guy at the beginning, so that Lou turns the dial on her censor knob to zero, then go full bore on the hot and horny gals whilst she’s distracted.
I think Bear is prepared to suffer for his art, Halo, but that’s going a little far.
Dunno what you mean really, how would it be different? I.e. there isn’t seperate porn videos for women and for men, don’t we all like the same i.e. Sex is Sex?
In women’s porn you have aloof, brooding, men who don’t say much, except with their eyes, and have a habit of ripping the heroines clothes off, and have names like Dr Rosenpenis.
hmm i dunno that you have many aloof, brooding men in football tbh. I mean, I spose you might have the odd quiet one, but that would be more due to i.e. absence of mind than i.e. the hidden depths of a tortured and romantic soul.
I thought Dr. Rosenpenis was supposed to be a weekend thing. I’m not complaining. I’m writing the screenplay for Fletch Gets Fucked. I need the material, essentially.