As I have yet to be sacked second time, here it is. The big one. Reminding me of my greatest battles, from getting that daft cow to ‘eat my apple’ back in the big G’s garden during my first season, to possessing a young lady called Margaret who did great things in my name, great things… (although to be fair she seemed rather accommodating and ‘pleased to see me’) this match once again pits good versus evil. Having said that some of my best works was in convincing them to part with 20mil for that heap of shit in defence… but I dont like to brag…
Klopp has the look of a scruffy Jesus in a cheap community theatre production of ‘that story’ crossed with a piss smelling wino, although he likes death metal so cant be all bad… but its the sense of entitlement to greatness that makes me want to smite the the Nivia encrusted little fuckers.
Sadly, several of the best demons, suffered blows this week… when denied the chance to participate in FIFA’s own statanic ritual in one of my favourite countries (easy pickings) next summer, so they might need a little ‘divine’ intervention… (another great gag,no?)
I suspect Kloppy will be more ‘Son of God’ this week than pissed up wino, so we may struggle…
Just read that Pellegrino wants us to carry on playing as we have been. I guess that means we wont score and will at best draw 0-0. Or am I being too harsh?