9 you cnuts!
9?
Fucking 9?
Fuck you lot. Moderate your own site!
What’s that? You already do?
Fair enough.
I’ll just hang around and shit myself at “The World’s Funniest Pelle Joke”
Spudders? Spudders? Umm, were you, no, hold on, it’s coming to me…
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Gone and done you for 10 … because the joke is so funny… (it is funny, Bearsy?)
Oh fuck.
I’ve been had, haven’t I?
The best Pelle joke in the world is that on the day he goes to China, Bear convinces me to take 10 (could be more) anal invasions.
That’s the joke, right Bear?
'Played, Bear.
Don’t try and keep up with Spudders, bletch. The man is a mercurial dervish. This is a fruitless endeavour.
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11?
That’s gratuitous.
I’ve never done a down vote.
But then someone down voted me this week and I did wonder how to get that out of my system.
Now where was that Bletch post?
There you go - minus 12 votes
That joke better be good Bearsy …
Fuck it. I’ll play too.
13?
And where’s that fucking Bear?
papster, go do a database query to find out which traitors downvoted me.
I’m sharpening my pencil and opening my little cerise book.
This could get out of hand.
At least nobody has reported my post…
And Bletch gets his own back by awarding all the down voters with The Grouch badge.
Bastard…
Some people are born victims…you just have to slap them at regular intevals to remind them.
It’s character building…say Thank You.
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Originally posted by @saintbletch
13?
And where’s that fucking Bear?
papster, go do a database query to find out which traitors downvoted me.
I can’t do that. I’d be breaking the covenant of the users. The only time that we do that sort of thing is when we see exceptional voting behaviour that cannot otherwise be explained.
This can be explained. Bear asked for people to downvote you in exchange for the best Pelle joke in the world, and people did.
btw, that post is now the _worst _post on the site.
I’m sharpening my pencil and opening my little cerise book.
This could get out of hand.
Nah, you’re just going to have to walk around in a muggy suspicious haze.
At least nobody has reported my post…
They might have done. I haven’t checked that account in a while 
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Ta!
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Originally posted by @pap
Originally posted by @saintbletch
13?
And where’s that fucking Bear?
papster, go do a database query to find out which traitors downvoted me.
I can’t do that. I’d be breaking the covenant of the users. The only time that we do that sort of thing is when we see exceptional voting behaviour that cannot otherwise be explained.
What about that time when MI5 turned up at pap Palace asking for access to the data to see if Furball really was Tony Blair?
I was expecting you to head off to the Ecuadorian embassy, but oh not, you rolled over and played ball with the Man on that one.
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Originally posted by @saintbletch
Originally posted by @lifeintheslowlane
Originally posted by @saintbletch
13?
And where’s that fucking Bear?
papster, go do a database query to find out which traitors downvoted me.
I’m sharpening my pencil and opening my little cerise book.
This could get out of hand.
At least nobody has reported my post…
Some people are born victims…you just have to slap them at regular intevals to remind them.
It’s character building…say Thank You.
Ta!
See…that was easy wasn’t it…you say sorry you get an upvote.
Is Bearsy holding out for more downvotes? As I haven’t used mine yet and I’m keen to hear this joke.
Bearsy has done a ‘Brexiteer’ and fucked off at the moment of truth 
Who will be his ‘Theresa’?
Originally posted by @saintbletch
What about that time when MI5 turned up at pap Palace asking for access to the data to see if Furball really was Tony Blair?
I had no choice, plus it was quid pro quo. They had information pertaining to my wildly irrational theory about Boris Johnson & Boys From Brazil.
“It’s bollocks, you mad cunt”, they said as they came for the records.
I suppose they would say that, wouldn’t they?
I was expecting you to head off to the Ecuadorian embassy, but oh not, you rolled over and played ball with the Man on that one.
I did find out that Halo is a top lieutenant in Icke’s Secret Army, despite his protests.
That initiation ceremony. That shellsuit! I’ve not been able to speak of it until now.
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