Boris feels the same way 
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Wait, WHAT?
Jazz Bagpipes?
Almost as enjoyable as The Red Hot Chilli Pipers
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Normally I hate the fuckin’ Bagpipes but that is well…acceptable. It certainly helps the instrument not having those squealing, wailing, discordant drone pipes.
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I think it was Mark Twain who said that his definition of a gentleman was somebody who knew how to play the bagpipes, but chose not to.
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I remember just before I was married the Ayatollah, we were on holiday in Greece. Sat at the bar after dinner, I span her a yarn that I would like to celebrate my Greek ancestry at the wedding by having “Greek bagpipes” played during the ceremony.
She called bullshit and resolutely refused to believe such a thing existed despite my persistence.
Anyway, half an hour later a sound carried across the harbour and got increasingly louder. Bagpipes.
Her jaw hit the floor, I said there must be a wedding going on, they will be parading round the town. She spent the next ten minutes panicking coming up with a thousand reasons why it would be a bad idea, until round the corner came twenty jocks on a stag night. Good times
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when played badly i would agree…
but when played well, can stir the old heartstrings
Fucking Scotch nonsense.
Just like the tape, the egg and the broth.
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Seriously WTF?
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Exactly… even i don’t want to try them…
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If its not broken don’t bloody fix it. For sure
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Send them to me Tiara hotel Labuan Malaysia room 119
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So I give you - eye yoga
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I give you the equivalent emoji yoga
Palming
Eye rolling
Focus shifting
Distance gazing
I’ve given all these exercises to patients at some time or another, very useful for tension headaches, stroke rehab, gaze stabilisation and balance 
The focus shifting I’ve only found useful for doing magic eye pictures.
The emoji ones?!?!
Who knew
Apart from gav that is
Yes with those exact pictures on the exercise sheet.
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