This is all so weird. A week ago it was like What?
More than that, it has brought memories of one of those magical Glasto moments flooding back.
Early afternoon sun beating down after 2 days of mud.
Brothers Cider, wellies off.
Dancing to Sea Shanties sung by The Bellowheads.
Marvellous
The winner
Are you Ron Manager?
OMG!
Want want WANT!
Good grief 
As bad as Marmite
I’ve just seen an ad for an “app connected” pressure washer, I mean WTAF…
Big celebrations on the National News tonight.
There is actually a European Tree of the Year competition…
That’s branched out from a smaller contest.
I so stealing that line
We need to root out terrible puns like that….
Need to nip this behaviour in the bud
Leaf it alone, the lot of you…
Oh shut up, your bark is worse than your bite
Oh fuck these puns are enough to sap anyone’s energy. 
I’m logging all these puns to send on to the Mods.
It’s all right, we’ll root the offenders out.
I wood point out that these are now sapling my will to live
Are you calling the copse?
I canopy doing with this
Oakay.