Things that’ll secure my love:-
Good list, Papster.
I’ll try my own. Things that will secure my love.
Make me laugh
Emotional intelligence
Really bloody good at something
Positivity in face of adversity
Kindness/unselfishness
Good cooking skills
Openness/honesty
Really fucking fancy me, at all times
Win the respect of my family
Non conformist, or at least, likes/gets non conformity
I fear a Goaters drawn out list here, could be enough for him to over take me on the leaderboard. Probably just on my upvotes alone…
Hey Lou, that would be the EXACT same list I would come up with if someone asked me to.
Originally posted by @Fatso
Hey Lou, that would be the EXACT same list I would come up with if someone asked me to.
We’re like twins, Fatso, separated at birth. I wonder if we look alike too.
My wife’s met all my 10 - and continues to 8 years on. One addition required though:
Nope. That’s me done.
Originally posted by @Goatboy
Originally posted by @Coxford_lou
I fear a Goaters drawn out list here, could be enough for him to over take me on the leaderboard. Probably just on my upvotes alone…
Nope. That’s me done.
You’re easy pleased.
All my wife has to do to make me love her is to be at close proximity to me.
Sure, she can get on my nerves at times, but I can also do that for myself.
She could nag less, but then again, I could make more effort, and her nagging is usually justified.
She could be better looking (not) But then again, I’m not George Clooney either.
She could try being some kind of perfect fantasy lady, but that’s not what I need. I need a real woman.
Never make me read a magazine article again.
You’re such an old romantic, Ohio! 
This cuts across both sexes, so I don’t want Lou or intiniki wielding the pinking shears near my special area.
Everyone is mental up close. It’s the mental you can live with that determines long-term relationships.
You assume we’d be able to find your special area?
I read through Lou’s great list and just don’t know which this little snippet from my other half would go under. He called me Chairman Mao yesterday due to a top I was wearing. Needless to say it’s unlikely I’ll be wearing that outfit again.
Originally posted by @Intiniki
Originally posted by @pap
This cuts across both sexes, so I don’t want Lou or intiniki wielding the pinking shears near my special area.
You assume we’d be able to find your special area?
Hahahahahaha!! Good one Intiniki.
10/10 for me on this…although 8 would probably not be a 2 way street…
A lot and time and effort has been put into this topic over the years but the one simple thing that I read that always sticks in my mind is this piece of advice.
Turn up naked. Bring beer.
Originally posted by @Intiniki
You assume we’d be able to find your special area?
That’s not fair, Intiniki. Using my constant and calculating under-reporting of cock-size in a forum argument!
As I’ve said before, if you go around pretending like you’re rocking a Giant Redwood between your thighs, you’re only going to get laughed at when the big moment comes.
My strategy is the complete opposite. Make bold claims such as “I need an electron microscope to find the fucker”, spreading the mockery into manageable chunks and leaving the ground open for a pleasant surprise.
I can see that you’ve absorbed this at face value. I can’t blame you. It’s all true. I need an electron microscope to find the fucker.
Love it!