Yes I agree with you.
But yesterday I had to suffer a birthday party for a baby that was three months old !
When I asked why the so called responsible people said we always celebrate when they reach 3 months as that means they will keep on living.
Ok Celebrate the 3 month birthday went ahead with no further questions.
The thing is nobody has told the masses that if the baby is basically a week out of the host it will live.
Surely a birthday celebration is, by its very nature, celebrated on the day of the birth? Maybe we should all celebrate our birthdays everyday to celebrate the fact that we have survived another day once again? I am off to buy shares in Hallmark.
Shatner’s Bassoon. Great name for a band.
Horrible, this has been happening since time immemorial…unfortunately the Internet gives the insane an audience. 
Yay weeks to go!
At least I’ll get to see Saints play at SMS one last time, then should have time to pack for a trip to the Mountains in Hatta…
Oh and a political dig as well. What could be a better start to the day
We have some good news, and some bad news: the good news is that you probably won’t need to bother with Christmas presents this year.
Tim Farron says he doesn’t think gay sex is a sin after finally answering question
The bad news is that the world is about to be bathed in nuclear fire, as World War 3 erupts on May 13, a mystic has claimed.
Sadly, the way the news has been going, this no longer even seems that implausible.
The prediction comes from a self-styled clairvoyant who claims to have accurately predicted the rise of Donald Trump, based on his readings of the Bible.
Horacio VIllegas said that he has had a dream where he, ‘saw balls of fire falling from the sky and hitting the Earth’.
‘I believe these were symbolic of the nuclear missiles that will fall on cities and people throughout the world.’
This is almost certainly what it will look like ShutterstockVillegas believes that the war will begin on May 13 – a Saturday.
Villegas says it will fall on the anniversary of the visitation of Our Lady of Fatima on May 13.
He says, ‘The main message that people need to know in order be prepared is that between May 13th and October 13 2017, this war will occur and be over with much devastation, shock and death!’
What would happen in a nuclear war
(Photo credit should read STR/AFP/Getty Images)There are still a huge number of nuclear weapons in active service – the Arms Control Association estimates that Russia has 7,700 weapons in service, of which 1548 are deployed on missiles and at air bases.
The devastation nuclear weapons can cause is almost unimaginable – with some projections putting casualty rates at 80% from the blasts, hunger and disease.
The British government’s Protect and Survive videos – broadcast in the early Eighties, suggests that families should hide in a ‘fallout’ room with no windows, with water supplies.
The video says, ‘If attack is imminent, take cover at once, send your small children to the fall-out room. Then turn off the gas and electricity at the mains. Shut windows, and draw curtains. Then go to your fall-out room and stay there.’
Could go in loads of different threads, but Trump is inviting all 100 Senators to the White House to discuss North Korea.
Another guy recently posted a murder that he committed on FB and there are frequent gang rapes that are posted. There are some really sick people on this planet.
Please read and delete your Facebook account 
A woman I work with is pregnant and into croquet. She went on maternity leave on Friday. If I leave Facebook how will I know how the nursery has come on and whether she finished her cardigan?
Is croquet a sport? What the knitting thing?
Croquet is a sport only played in a few select Public schools, it involves inbreeding and top notch stitching.
what’s the stitching things that people do?
oh dear… That’s wine and whiskey. It’s a bank holiday!
Seriously though buddy, isn’t anyone slightly worried how our data is being used?
Ooooh, that’s scary .not surprising- even without my tinfoil hat on
