They taking the piss, or are they reading this forum.
Looks like a young Ron Mael.
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Iāve no idea mate! To tell the truth I didnāt read beyond the headline! Ha
Heās got to beat the Klopp, heās got to beat the Kloppā¦
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He does rather - I have to admit itās a resemblance I hadnāt seen. but youāre definitely onto something. I did detect a touch of Anthony Perkins, and that obviously bodes well.
Excellent article on his approach to football and personality by Sid Lowe in the Grauniad:
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The more I read the more I like the sound of this guy! Fingers crossed!
Well yes he is dark and brooding thereā¦bit disappointed there has been no mention of bondage attachments in any colourā¦I suppose you canāt have everythingā¦
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He looks like he might have a cellar where the external measurements donāt quite match up with the internal onesā¦and a girlfriend who left suddenly to go to the other side of the world and took nothing with her - not even her phone and passport. 
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I like the cut of his jib.
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I will be happy when I read a little bit more about the correct guy!!
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You fuckers donāt deserve that carefully crafted Sparks joke I gave you.
Iāll keep it simple in future and stick to the Mrs Brownās Boys/McIntyre level.
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Quite disgusting.
Please ban Goatboy, mods.
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You cant ban Goatboy. he has come up with our best song for decades
This thread aint big enough for the both of us.
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I am still none the wiser and, to be honest, the 2nd part was very insulting. A grinning idiot who thinks shouting makes him funny or a cross dresser who clearly isnāt funny.
BTW what is this Sparks you speak of?
I was thinking a very young Hugh Laurieā¦
One time target (??) Frank de Boer to be unveiled by Palace later today
Apparently Palace was de Boerās āpreferred optionā.