I thought that was addressed to me at first
Fucking Yankee Candles, tosser
Is that to drown out the screams?
They have been fucking with the quality street again. New sweet in the ever decreasing tin. Cunts
Too soon! 
I’ve got a bit of a problem really cos there only seems to be one SFC news story today:
On the second day of Christmas, Southampton gave to me,
Two abused school boys
And one goal from Jordy Clasie
Hopefully we can get Three Points At Palace cos that will bring things nicely back on track for tomoz.
Just as long as we don’t get Five Bruised Rings…
Originally posted by @Goatboy
Originally posted by @CB-Saint
Fucking Yankee Candles, tosser
They’re for my favourite.
It drips the candle wax onto its skin or else it gets the hose again.
Christmas shopping done muthafuckas.
Now wrestling with the tree. God, how I hate those prickly fuckers.
After two hours of fannying about with tree and lights, the Ayatollah waltzes in and says it’s not straight and the lights aren’t evenly distributed and need redoing. I fucking hate that tree.
you should kill her.
it
the tree, kill the tree
Easy Fatso mate 