Originally posted by @pap
Bletch’s excuses are a bit crap. When one considers that he could simply drink in Southampton with his mate, bunging him on the train to Basingstoke at the appropriate juncture, one is left slightly disappointed.
With the further news that bletch is one of these boring buggers that is into fitness, and specifically, letting people know about it, one could be forgiven for disappearing into a deep, dark funk - and I’m not talking music.
I’m washing my hair?
[Warning, bletch is about to mention fitness-related stuff again] *** ****
I’ve created some confusion. My drinking mate is Winchester-based, my Basingstoke boy from Brazil taunts me through the medium of the Internet if he beats my steps. School is also out for Summer so I’m down about 9000 steps/day that I’ve got to make up somehow.
His papship should also know that I have just exchanged mobile telephone numbers, and not a little body fluid, with Flyd Owl in anticipation of my attempts to get to ye Olde Farmhouse.
I’ve laid out my case. Explained that it’s going to be difficult to get there. Explained that it won’t stop me trying. And still I get judged!
All this from a bloke that, and I’m not sure if I’ve mentioned this before, had to post on a thread in the other place when everyone left the pub early whilst I let the pub dog sniff my crotch.
So forgive me for offering a possibly. I knew I should have greeted your loaded request with silence.
* BTW bletch isn’t really into fitness stuff, or broadcasting the fact for that matter, but he was asked why he was walking and not taking the train.
** Did I mention that even in my dotage I still play football? (rhet.)