BTripz
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Powershell FTW, run this in a powershell IDE or shell
$AllProtocols = [System.Net.SecurityProtocolType]âSsl3,Tls,Tls11,Tls12â
[System.Net.ServicePointManager]::SecurityProtocol = $AllProtocols
$webReply = Invoke-WebRequest -Uri âhttps://catfact.ninja/factâ -UseBasicParsing
$catJson = $webReply.Content
$catObject = ConvertFrom-Json $catJson
#$wshell = New-Object -ComObject Wscript.Shell
Add-Type -AssemblyName System.speech
$speak = New-Object System.Speech.Synthesis.SpeechSynthesizer
$speak.Speak($catObject.fact)
#$wshell.Popup($catObject.facts,0,âCatsâ,0x1)
Anyone watching Pointless right now? I know it is cold but you would think that they had heating in the studio!
Not so pointless!
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I wasnât but I am now you Horny Toad. 
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Come on SOG, youâre better than that!
What a brilliant twitter feed that is - Crap Local News.
I scrolled down a bit and saw that in Redhill, the âstink could be gone by next weekâ 
Thatâs a relief⌠thereâs no place for that kind here.
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Sorry for down vote - cat thumbs while laughing
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Cat thumbs?? Ffs âŚnote to self - learn to use a keyboard
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What a beautiful cat. Yours?
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
FFS people.
This is NOT Facebook.
Take your farking Cat Photos back where they belong
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Look at the evil bastard. Trying to look like butter wouldnât melt. Right up until the point you turn your back.
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KRG
2438
Great to see the national tradition of boiling veg to death is being preserved in The NorthâŚ
Northern grandmother gets sprouts onâŚ
