Lol ⌠busy week at Fratton Anglican
Fuck that, scroll down and read Ron Birdiâs description of masturbating on birds in the park (feathered LDH).
Wrong, wrong, wrongâŚam still crying with laughter
âFat, unhealthy birds are easier to hit so remember that.â
Thet are also grateful
Come on many pigeons*, Phil?
*This has to go down as one of the phrases I never thought I actually type.
not sure about dancing, they looked like they were gearing up for a sumo bout
Pigeon chestâs I must admit 
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A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and suddenly he hears some music.
No one is around, so he starts searching for the source.
He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave with a headstone that reads âLudwig van Beethoven, 1770-1827â.
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Then he realises that the music is the Ninth Symphony and it is being played backwards!
Puzzled, he leaves the graveyard and persuades a friend to return with him.
By the time they arrive back at the grave, the music has changed.
This time it is the Seventh Symphony, and like the previous piece, it is also being played backwards.
Curious, the men agree to consult a music scholar. When they return with the expert, the Fifth Symphony is playing, again backwards.
The expert notices that the symphonies are being played in the reverse order in which they were composed, the 9th, then the 7th, then the 5th.
By the next day the word has spread and a crowd have gathered around the grave. They are all listening to the Second Symphony being played backwards. Just then the graveyardâs caretaker ambles up to the group.
Someone in the group asks him if he has any explanation for the music.
âI would have thought it was obviousâ the caretaker says incredulously.
âHeâs decomposing.â
That one was just for you Philly 
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Surely notâŚare you trying to say youâve grown a conscience overnight.
I think he discovered the meaning of the phrase âtoo farâ and intercepted it before we woke up.
No the link went somewhere it shouldnât have done and I had no idea how to change it.
Conscience is that what I am before all the beer and rum kicks in?