That’s like getting Star Trek’s Data to read out the winners of the Oscars, non-stop, start to finish, in a monotone voice.
No, scrub that.
It’s like getting Star Trek’s Data to publish a web service API and encouraging anyone who wants any detail to write an app to connect to the API to grab the data.
Congratulations Goatster you bastard*.
Look after my award for 2016, because it’s mine in 2017.
Apropos of nothing in particular, pap and Goatster slept together in 2015.
I’m already getting downvoted for publishing results. I don’t want to risk anything further. My priority has to be creating more badges to prevent the meltdown, not flouncing it up all nice.
It’s difficult to say what a lovely family-friendly place it is when the Goat is calling everyone a cunt every five mins and the rest of you are trying to organise threesomes.
ant is Young Poster of the Year. Very close run thing. SuperMikey has a better points per post ratio (just) and KRG has been a super poster all year. In the end though, ant wins on overall level of effort and because he is a Machiavellian bastard forcing me to write this under duress.
Honoured!
Truly an award ceremony in which the only person you should be thanking is yourself…
Oh OK, and pap for bothering to start this place. I suppose. At a push.
The most prolific downvoter that upvotes too is KRG. I deliberately ignored anyone that hasn’t posted much.
We recognise **lifeintheslowlane ** for starting the Sotonians Musical Chain. Top thread of the year on both upvotes and visits.
The other Young Poster candidate picks up the Young Sniper 2015 award. This is like Rallyboy’s award, except aimed at people under 30.
Finally, for now, we recognise **Barry Sanchez ** for making the most unpopular post ever. I thought that the old fella had that in the bag following his remarks about racism. Barry on JWP upset more, if you can believe that.
We will continue to bestow awards, so don’t moan if you haven’t got one yet.
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