I appear to have bid on a ācollection onlyā grandmother clock last night, whilst under the influence. Best not let Mrs Fatso hear about this and hope that some other pissed twat bids on it tonight (must make sure itās not me again, bidding against myself)
Tick tock. Tick tock.
We need an update. Did you get outbid or have have got your hands on a grandmother cock?
By the way, I meant to say that your voice during the aborted karaoke was surprisingly good.
You aināt no Susan Boyle but Lemmy lives.
Luckily Iāve been outbid. Itās becoming a terrible habitā¦drunk bidding.
Gotta love how Polish retail is expanding
I am currently with Mrs D_P and 4 of her 30ish year old single female friends who are demolishing everything drinkable
Donāt send help
So this is going to be epic. After an afternoon of wine tasting and a bottle of Lynch Bages 2010, we are off to Ramseyās 2 star restaurant in Bordeaux. Shall be very very arseholed.
Les cunts
Early morning airport run for me tomorrow as Mrs G is off to Florida.
I shall, however, be having a couple of early ones this evening in the newly re-opened South western
You might get a free pint if you give them their sign back
Didnāt I read somewhere itās cash only? The Southwestern that is. Doesnāt give a sense of longevity- but enjoy!
Rammed in there tonight. Community pub innit.
Evening brethren
I am wankered
Sipping a bottle of Ksiazece Golden Ale before Mrs D_P has her big night out with pals here in Krakow.
It will be a mess.
Meanwhile as you all know my voyage into the ever expanding world of flavoured Vodka reached a new omg moment today when I discovered.
Caramel with Sea Salt Vodka by Polandās finest Chopin Vodkaā¦
Photo on Discourse in the become a thing thread.
Iām going to be driving tonight so itās strictly half a Barbican. School reunion down the Forest like.
Us pensioners know how to PARTY!!
So after somewhat overdoing it last night - medicinal reasons of course. I am now wondering if the Ayatollah is going to get sniffy if I broach the Brunello on the side.
I might test the lie of the land with a vibrant Forest Cydonia
For reasons of plumpness, Iāve put myself on a diet. In doing so, I depressingly discovered how many calories there are in alcoholic drinks
So, Iāve had a dry week (which is no bad thing) and have āsaved upā* a couple of thousand calories to splurge on alcohol over the weekend.
*I suspect this is not how diets are supposed to work
The Ayatollah completely banjaxed my planned love in with the Brunello. Then just before I could work up a head of indignant steam, she produces a rather nice fiano from the fridge. Sheās a keeper.
Night in with Kid Goat eating tacos, watching the brilliant Luc Besson film āLeonā and sneaking in a couple of G and Tās.