I would like to use this on behalf of my client.
Let’s see them get out of this one!
Checkmate Spunktrumpet
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Not my favourite version of animal farm if i’m honest
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He’s waiting for the seventh wave.
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Barry has been very quiet today. Do we need to campaign for the Guested 2?
No, by all accounts he went down on his knees faster than a $5 hooker when threatened by a guesting. There is no way he got guested.
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Maybe he’s dead then?
RIP bazza. He may have been a big racist, but he was our racist.
*cough* resist, he was our resist.
lol that’s true, I’ve never seen anything so craven.
Barry: Listen you whoppers I’ll say what I like I don’t give a fuck you mavis reillys won’t shut me up the problem with these muslims-
Pap: Wind it in Barry, or you’re going guestlist
Barry: Oh sorry. Sorry, sir. I’m so sorry. Please don’t guest me. Ur much better web developer than stevegrant
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Barry has definitely lost cred over this incident. He used to be the rebel outsider, now he’s just boring mainstream.
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Anyone else worried that Pap’s gone quiet? Is the nine hour job with one hour commute either side, just code for Bletch “guesting” him?
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I can confirm that Barry is currently being o_ught-a-bored-ed_.
It’s like being water-boarded, but instead involves me reading extracts of James Joyce’s Ulysses, pausing only to occasionally explain what he did wrong and suggest what he should have done instead.
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They just put his computer and keyboard on a VariDesk and raised it to it’s highest…
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He appears to be fine.
By now the Guesting One must have became Grouty of the East Wing and organised three drone drops, a gold bullion raid in Turin, two nonce kneecappings and a boxing match in which Godber is supposed to take a fifth round dive.
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Right, I am in contact with Madiba and he has officially put me in charge of his negotiations. This is an official quote - not one of my usual fake ones:
“I am giving you power for my negotiations. All I want is a full pardon, a helicopter to anywhere I want (probably Derby as Bazza said its the best night out in the country), and 3 pre-Brexit Toblerones.”
Spunktrumpet and bletch - negotiations must come through me.
Our initial stance is that there will be no negotiations. Can I hear you brothers and sisters?
NO JUSTICE…
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What is the Consequences if demands are not met? Sarb will continue to not post on frm? I can hear pap shaking in his shoelifts srs
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FFS bear, your line was NO PEACE.
You had one fecking job and you buggered it up.
Spunktrumpet and bletch know that if Sarb is not reinstated, I will keep posting and no one wants that. I promised Sarb I would either get his demands or get guested myself trying. I can’t give anymore than that.
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ok ok it is more srs than i thought
I love you Tokes, your lack of posting has made me sad, not as sad as Lou’s lack of posting but sad nonetheless.