As Beltch would say
Cunt. 
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Pain.
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You are th only one sober enough to remember this thread.
Pain
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If you can’t hold your alcohol then you shouldn’t drink.
The problem is I held too much too well.
Pain
No sympathy.
Know your limits.
I SAID KNOW YOUR LIMITS !
Not funny
Pain
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It’s that day again
Bumped specially for Bletch who seems to be in the pub already…
Nope. Just had one at lunchtime.
On a train with Mrs Bletch going to London to see a gig .
Will be drinking cider on the train though so anything could happen .
Lookout for a “cunts” by Waterloo.
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Bottle of Rioja
Couple of pints Bacardi & Coke
Pacific Rim & Evolution on TV
All packed ready for a 2am UK time alarm for my flight to SMS and Destiny at work
Oh and some golf shit
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Looks like I got out of Dodge in time.
On train home From w/loo getting closer to a couple of bottles of West Indies Porter and then anything vaguely alcoholic we have in the house.
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So, tonight’s main event is the Ayatollahs arse ripper curry washed down with my Bro’s home brew. I shall not be straying far from the bog tomorrow.
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As I have to be taxi service for Mrs G this evening I will only be able to squeeze in a gin and tonic or two later.
I’m already drinking Besos de Oro which is Brandy and Horchata (a bit like Baileys). I think I prefer Baileys Almande but as I drank all of that pretty swiftly after christmas I’ll make do with this.
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Moist wipes in the fridge.
Trust me on this…
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I’ve managed to crack 2 ribs . I’d like to say it was defending myself against muggers but sadly I just tripped over carrying too much up the stairs. I fell on my bag of shopping ffs. The pain is really painful 
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It’s a bitch! I’ve broken ribs a couple of times (fucking Sunday morning football!).
Rest up SB!
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I am getting very pickled because I am celebrating becoming engaged to Mrs (to be) Bucks. The night is young 
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Hey Bucks! congrats! How did you pop the question?
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Hearty congratters old chap, and to Mrs (to be) Bucks.
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